Roba este libro

Desde hace mucho ando en la búsqueda de la traducción (o de traductores) de este libro escrito por Abbie Hoffman. Puede que actualmente ande algo desactualizado, y que mejor sea recurrir a Yomangoteam, pero me parece que mucho de él puede aún ser aplicable para sobrevivir en la ciudad; por ejemplo, lo relacionado a trucos para robar en supermercados y restaurantes y free communication (llamadas telefónicas). ¿A alguien le interesa colaborar traduciendo algunos apartados?

Esta es la versión en inglés:
http://www.eriswerks.org/steal.html

Asi que tenga tiempo, me dices que apartados quieres y te los traduzco.

¡Gracias! Aquí te va algo, a ver qué pasa:

SUPERMARKETS
Talking about food in Amerika means talking about supermarkets-mammoth neon lighted streets of food packaged to hoodwink the consumers. Many a Yippie can be found in the aisles, stuffing his pockets with assorted delicacies. We have been shoplifting from supermarkets on a regular basis without raising the slightest suspicion, ever since they began.

We are not alone, and the fact that so much stealing goes on and the supermarkets still bring in huge profits shows exactly how much overcharging has occurred in the first place. Supermarkets, like other businesses, refer to shoplifting as "inventory shrinkage." It's as if we thieves were helping Big Business reduce weight. So let's view our efforts as methods designed to trim the economy and push forward with a positive attitude.

Women should never go shopping without a large handbag. In those crowded aisles, especially the ones with piles of cases, all sorts of goodies can be transferred from shopping cart to handbag. A drop bag can be sewn inside a trench coat, for more efficient thievery. Don't worry about the mirrors; attendants never look at them. Become a discriminating shopper and don't stuff any of the cheap shit in your pockets.

Small bottles and jars often have the same size cap as the larger expensive sizes. If they have the price stamped on the cap, switch caps, getting the larger size for the cheaper price. You can empty a pound box of margarine and fill it with sticks of butter. Small narrow items can be hidden in the middle of rolls of toilet paper. Larger supermarkets sell records. You can sneak two good LP's into one of those large frozen pizza boxes. In the produce department, there are bags for fruit and vegetables. Slip a few steaks or some lamb chops into the bottom of a large brown bag and pile some potatoes on top. Have a little man in the white coat weigh the bag, staple it and mark the price. With a black crayon you can mark your own prices, or bring your own adhesive price tags.

It's best to work shoplifting in the supermarket with a partner who can act as look-out and shield you from the eyes of nosy employees, shoppers and other crooks trying to pick up some pointers. Work out a prearranged set of signals with your partner. Diversions, like knocking over displays, getting into fist fights with the manager, breaking plate glass windows and such are effective and even if you don't get anything they're fun. Haven't you always wanted to knock over those carefully constructed nine-foot pyramids of garbage?

You can walk into a supermarket, get a few items from the shelves, and walk around eating food in the aisles. Pick up some cherries and eat them. Have a spoon in your pocket and open some yogurt. Open a pickle or olive jar. Get some sliced meat or cheese from the delicatessen counter and eat it up, making sure to ditch the wrapper. The cart full of items, used as a decoy, can just be left in an aisle before you leave the store.

Case the joint before pulling a big rip-off. Know the least crowded hours, learn the best aisles to be busy in, and check out the store's security system. Once you get into shoplifting in supermarkets, you'll really dig it. You'll be surprised to learn that the food tastes better.

Large scale thievery can best be carried out with the help of an employee. Two ways we know of work best. A woman can get a job as a cashier and ring up a small bill as her brothers and sisters bring home tons of stuff.

The method for men involves getting a job loading and unloading trucks in the receiving department. Some accomplices dressed right can just pull in and, with your help, load up on a few cases. Infiltrating an employee into a store is probably the best way to steal. Cashiers, sales clerks, shippers, and the like are readily available jobs with such high turnover and low pay that little checking on your background goes on. Also, you can learn what you have to do in a few days. The rest of the week, you can work out ways to clean out the store. After a month or so of action you might want to move on to another store before things get heavy. We know one woman working as a cashier who swiped over $500 worth of food a week. She had to leave after a month because her boss thought she was such an efficient cashier that he insisted on promoting her to a job that didn't have as many fringe benefits for her and her friends.

Large chain stores like Safeway throw away day-old vegetables, the outer leaves of lettuce, celery and the like. This stuff is usually found in crates outside the back of the building. Tell them you're working with animals at the college labs, or that you raise guinea pigs. They might even get into saving them for you, but if they don't just show up before the garbage is collected, (generally early in the morning), and they'll let you cart away what you want.

Dented cans and fruit can often be gotten free, but certainly at a reduced rate. They are still as good as the undamaged ones. So be sure to dent all your cans before you go to the cashier.

Look up catering services and businesses that service factories and office buildings with ready-made sandwiches. Showing up at these places at the right times (catering services on late Sunday night and sandwich dealers at 5:00 PM on weekdays) will produce loads of good food. Legally, they have to dispose of the food that's left over. They would be more than happy to give it to you if you spin a good story.

Butchers can be hustled for meat scraps with meat scraps with a "for my dog" story, and bakeries can be asked for day-old rolls and bread.

WHOLESALE MARKETS
Large cities all have a wholesale fruit and vegetable area where often the workers will give you tons of free food just for the asking. Get a good story together. Get some church stationery and type a letter introducing yourself "to whom it may concern," or better still, wear some clerical garb. Orchards also make good pickings just after the harvest has been completed.

Factories often will give you a case or two of free merchandise for a "charitable" reason. Make some calls around town and then go pick up the stuff at the end of the week. A great idea is to get a good list of a few hundred large corporations around the country by looking up their addresses at the library. Poor's Register of Companies, Directors and Executives has the most complete list. Send them all letters complaining about how the last box of cereal was only half full, or you found a dead fly in the can of peaches. They often will send you an ample supply of items just to keep you from complaining to your friends or worse, taking them to court. Often you can get stuff sent to you by just telling them how good their product is compared to the trash you see nowadays. You know the type of letter - "Rice Krispies have had a fantastic effect on my sexual prowess," or "Your frozen asparagus has given a whole new meaning to my life." In general though, the nasties get the best results.

Slaughterhouses usually have meat they will give away. They are anxious to give to church children's programs and things like that. In most states, there is a law that if the slab of meat touches the ground, they have to throw it away. Drop around meat houses late in the day and trip a few trucks.

Fishermen always have hundreds of pounds of fish that have to be thrown out. You can have as much as you can cart away, generally just for the asking. Boats come in late in the afternoon and they'll give you some of the catch, or you can go to the markets early in the morning when the fishing is best.

These methods of getting food in large quantities can only be appreciated by those who have tried it. You will be totally baffled by the unbelievable quantities of food that will be laid on you and with the ease of panhandling.

Investing in a freezer will allow you to bi-weekly or even monthly trips to the wholesale markets and you'll get the freshest foods to boot. Nothing can beat getting it wholesale for free. Or is it free for wholesale? In any event, "bon appetit."

Yo también he buscado la traducción de ese libro.

utiliza el google translator. Funciona bastante bien, aunque como todo traductor informatico te hace traducciones literales.

Eris dijo:

Citación :

trucos para robar en supermercados y restaurantes y free communication (llamadas telefónicas).

No hacen falta trucos para robar en supermercados, es más sencillo esperar a que saquen la "basura" (consistente en alimentos embasados y en perfecto estado que tiran porque se acerca la fecha de caducidad, o porque haya una unidad mala entre muchas, como suele suceder con las bolsas de fruta) y recoger la comida del contenedor. De un supermercado grande y entre varias personas se pueden llenar hasta dos carros de comida en solo 10 minutos de búsqueda, y puedes encontrar alimentos de todo tipo, incluyendo carne y pescado (en embases cerrados y aún congelados si acaban de sacarlos).

Y de comunicación libre, se puede usar internet desde en okupas hasta en lugares públicos con acceso gratuito a internet (como por ejemplo las bibliotecas de las facultades universitarias). Sobre las llamadas telefónicas, creo que por ejemplo el Patio Maravillas tiene instalada una cabina para hacer llamadas gratuitas a cualquier parte del mundo.

Respecto al manual "Roba este Libro", yo también llevaba bastante tiempo buscándolo, y nunca lo encontré en español. Existe otro manual más actual, llamado "Hazlo Tú Mism@ ¡Recupera Tú Vida! (Manual Anarquista)", que cubre los siguientes campos (abajo el link de descarga):


TEMAS :

PROPAGANDA
- Como montar un taller de serigrafia
- Consejos sobre serigrafia
- Crear una radio libre
- Reciclaje De Papel
- Receta de engrudo para encartelar
- Distribución alternativa
- Copyleft

VIVIENDA
- Okupazion
- Manos a la obra
- Rehabilitando la casa
- Tratando con la policia
- Tratando con el o la propietaria
- La ley
- Como abrir una cerradura
- Lavadora a pedales
- Filtro de agua
- Hacer una estufa casera

ALIMENTACIÓN
- Reciclaje
- Horno de barro
- El huerto
- Chicha de maiz
- Sustitución del huevo
- Veganismo
- Alimentos Naturales

TRANSPORTE
- Bicicletas
- Consejos para rular
- Cambio de aceite
- Como falsificar tikets de metro
- Como conseguir diesel
- Skating

INDUMENTARIA
- Haz tus parches
- Parches a mano
- Rodigrafia
- Chapas
- Tatuajes
- Costura
- Tintes naturales
- Tintes Do It Yourself
- Imperdibles
- Levantar Pelos

SEXUALIDAD
- Cuestiones varias
- Masturbación femenina
- Masturbación masculina
- Mitos del orgasmo masculino
- El orgasmo en seco
- Eyaculación femenina

HIGIENE[
- Tampón D.I.Y.
- Productos de limpieza
- Jabones y Champues
- Desodorantes
- Crema de manos y sales
- Receta contra pulgas
- Dentrificos

LA SALUD
- Introducción
- Nueva medicina
- Propiedades terapeuticas
- Enfermedades comunes
- Recetas variadas
- Propiedades de frutas
- Uroterapia
- Ayuno
- Aromaterapia
- Estiramientos
- Plantas medicinales
- Preparación de las plantas
- Preparación de pomadas y tinturas
- Vinos medicinales
- Propiedades de las plantas medicinales
- Tipos de plantas
- Recetas con plantas medicinales
- Ginecologia Natural
- Autoexamen femenino
- Aborto
- Curar transtornos del aparato genital femenino
- Infecciones y su tratamiento natural

ACCIÓN DIRECTA
- Spray a larga distancia
- Tuneles
- Autodefensa femenina
- Manual legal
- Asamblearismo
- Sistema de trancas y refuerzos
- Bombillas de pintura
- Seguridad basica informatica

TRABAJO
- Cooperativa y autogestión
- Permacultura
- Estrategias urbanas y hortalizas
- Manejo integrado de plagas
- Almacigos y semillas
- Transplante
- Preparación de camas de hortalizas

VARIOS
- Fotografia Hazlo Tu Mismo
- Pegamento
- Envio cartas gratis
- Elaboración de cerveza
- Encuadrnación
- Juguetes
- Titeres de carton piedra
- Juego cooperativo musical
- Arreglo de Cds rayados
- Minimizar la resaca


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Saludos!